Merry Christmas!

饮饮食食 - 随便order, 不用客气！

Rosmah's First Ladies Summit cost RM4.5mil
Regina Lee Dec 22, 10
1:54pm

Source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/151435

The recent First Ladies Summit came with a price tag of close to RM4.5 million at the government's expense.

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最重要你肯吃，反正是我们大把钱。真的别客气！我们买单...

就像养猪业的大叔说：“养猪千日，也是看它几是被人‘膛’！”。

PTUI

晒气....

移民局為防官员贪污，值班限带30令吉及禁用手机

Saturday, 04 December 2010 08:08 Source: http://www.malaysianmirror.com/cn/homedetail/45-2009-08-03-04-46-20/10735-30 （布城4日讯）移民局推出新招数防范贪污，包括规定出入境处的官员和员工一天只准带30令吉，而且值班时不准带手机。如果官员需要携带超过规定数额的现金，必须呈交解释信，同时得说明理由。 移民局总监拿督阿利雅斯对每日新闻说，有关限制携带现金金额和手机的新措施，已经於上个月中旬推行，此举是减少官员和民眾接触。 “当局会一直密切监督，以确保这项程序有效执行，一旦有民眾投诉这些官员，他们将受到纪律行动对付。” ********************************************************** 用屁股想，也知道...这是本世纪最'天才'的 idea... 无得再顶.... 再多的条例和法律，执法不严, 晒气。。 PTUI

再循环还是垃圾!!!

自認有回收價值‧李崇孟：我不是垃圾

• 要聞
• 中馬
• 地方

2010-10-19 19:36

source: http://www.guangming.com.my/node/84985?tid=9

（吉隆坡19日訊）宣佈離開馬華，跳槽公正黨，並成為公正黨武吉免登區部主席的前馬華武吉免登區會主席拿督李崇孟聲稱，他不是政壇上的“垃圾”，如果他是“垃圾”，曾是巫統強人的公正黨顧問拿督斯里安華及原任最高理事拿督再益依布拉欣，也一樣是“垃圾”。

他週二接受《光明日報》專訪時，受詢馬華總會長拿督斯里蔡細歷暗示他是“垃圾”的說法時，馬上反駁道：“蔡細歷不可以一竹竿打翻整船人，放下仇恨，我自認還有回收的價值。”

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不是垃圾，就不用回收啦，阿炳！

不错啦，起码那个猪头还是可值几两钱，lelong! lelong! 谁要拿去喂狗。。。

PTUI

你太客气了，人民才需要你的支持!

依斯邁：一味指責只會打擊‧警隊需人民支持

• 國內
• 頭條新聞

2010-10-03 17:53

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  全國總警長丹斯里依斯邁奧馬受訪時緊握拳頭，表達其改革警隊的決心。（圖：星洲日報）

（獨家報導：陳海波、陳錦泉‧吉隆坡3日訊）全國總警長丹斯里依斯邁奧馬認為，警隊需要得到人民的支持及鼓勵，一味的指責和謾罵，只會打擊警方的積極性。

他說，他的其中一個工作方向就是爭取民眾的支持，讓更多人成為警方的支持者，讓警方得到鼓勵後，更積極的投入消滅罪案的工作

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新上任的全国总警长丹斯里依斯迈奥马延续上一任总警长的言行与思维，把多年的把关心得发扬光大。

-- 是你们人民的错，没有为我加油，I macam mana mau tolong?

-- 又是你们人民的错，没有给我十扑 (support), 不是十蚊啊！(还十下十下，快点再扑水来淋醒自己，我们需要你的支持。。。)

恭喜, 真难得薪火相传.

我就觉得番薯是应该拿来煨的！總警長太客气了，人民才需要你的支持。

我家险入贼，YB陆兆福在家被绑兼洗劫。Hello, 總警長, 人民才需要你的支持, 派多几辆ronda 车啦，不然劫匪一定‘实扑’我们。

PTUI.......

当场戏来看吧! Racism - New Chapter? 有点闷场。。

Najib’s lightning temple visit riles Kit Siang

By Adib Zalkapli

May 12, 2010

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/najibs-lightning-temple-visit-riles-kit-siang

SIBU, May 12 — Datuk Seri Najib Razak became the first prime minister to attend a celebration in honour of a Chinese deity tonight but the historic visit opened him to criticism from the Pakatan Rakyat for being all too brief.

VS

Khairy calls DAP insensitive, Teo naive over surau visit

By Neville Spykerman

August 28, 201

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 28 – Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin described DAP as insensitive for attempting to justify Serdang MP Teo Nie Ching’s visit to a surau last Sunday, which Umno said caused uneasiness among Malays.

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I know we should not fall into the trap... A lot of people or jokers are cooking up this issue telling the whole world - TEO is screwed. DAP is screwed... Pakatan is screwed. Apology now those sort of craps..

Hold on a minute.....

- Najib visited Tai Ba Kung Temple, was called respecting other religious.

- Teo visited the surau, was called insensitive.....

Mm... can this be planned into text book of 1 Malaysia lesson 101??!! Or you have fired the wrong target..

PTUI

把自己扼死再跳楼？！！。 亏这猪头有这想象力。

反貪會律師挑戰專業資格‧普緹妙語反擊贏掌聲

http://www.sinchew-i.com/sciWWW/node/167984?tid=362

• 趙明福墜樓案

2010-08-18 18:34

（雪蘭莪‧沙亞南）大馬反貪委會代表律師拿督阿都拉薩在庭上多番挑戰泰國法醫普緹的專業資格，普緹臨危不亂以妙語一一反擊，贏得全場掌聲不斷！

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阿都拉薩：明福可能自己掐自己？

問：趙明福是否有可能自己用手掐死自己？

（哥賓星再次站起來反駁說：“怎樣自己掐自己？你（阿都拉薩）表演給我們看！”，阿都拉薩在聽罷後出乎意料的用右手當場示范如何掐自己的頸部，引起全場哄堂大笑！）

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Needless to say more to this pig in tuxedo....

BUT

PTui........

We only know 'Dong, Dong, Qiang'. No Need War Drum, Please.

Soi Lek disappointed in Muhyiddin, says no need for war drums

By Asrul Hadi Abdullah Sani

August 17, 2010

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 17 – Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek said today that he was disappointed with Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin for using the May 13 incident to warn the MCA against undermining Barisan Nasional (BN) when fighting for the Chinese community.

He added that there was no need to beat the “racial war drum” because Malaysians were now more mature, adding that what MCA was asking for was not at the expense of other communities.

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I truly believe stupidity can be cured.

When big brother slam the door, the running dog begging for no war, 'come on. I still want to cari makan...Give little face la.'

Next time learn... Practice your script behind the scene, dun come out and expose all the stupidity.. We are quite tired with the jokers liao.. Sell them to the Circus.... (Or, they already in... )

PTUI.....

阿章哥，You said the best (When you say nothing at all)

真兇竟是《錦衣衛》‧鄧章欽：紀委會接受解釋

http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/171722?tid=1

• 國內
• 頭條新聞

2010-08-13 08:43

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  “真兇”是戚玉武！鄧章欽保持沉默兩週之後，才在聽證會後公佈他在推特留言的“真相”，“天啊！真兇逍遙法外”原來是觀賞《錦衣衛》後有感而發。（圖：星洲日報）

（雪蘭莪‧八打靈再也）民主行動黨紀律委員會週四（8月12日）下午針對“鄭文福冒名發支持信”召開第二輪聽證會，出現令人爆笑的發展；行動黨中委兼雪州議長鄧章欽聲稱他在“推特”的兩句留言，純粹是觀賞香港電影《錦衣衛》的“觀後感”！

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我也想说我的观后感................. PTUI!!!!

灵感来自电影“看到你们这班只敢鸟别人 / 不敢向自己人开刀的废柴 / 我真的死

比杜兰到没话讲/ 之 / 行动夸张系列 ~~ 烂”。

纪委会裁决：“严重警告”刘天球•“郑重忠告”邓章钦

Come on la....

一警告，一忠告，两个昂告告。

Sure Bo Tai Chi one lah....

Ling charged with cheating over PKFZ

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/ling-charged-over-pkfz/

PUTRAJAYA, July 29 – Tun Dr Ling Liong Sik was charged with cheating here today over the scandal hit Port Klang Free Zone (PKFZ) project.

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Come on la... SURE Boh Tai Chi one la..... The people not that stupid to buy this kind of story. Why sandiwara and wasting mata's and courts' time, hey, they are paid by tax payers leh. The whole episode is so fake, like Samy's hair.

"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking.....?" ~ The Rock

Election is near the corner......... After all the hu-ha, I'm sure he will be 'proven' in court that he is so pure and fine like the white paper.... happy ending, for him.

Can the reporters stop whatever fullpage or headline coverage, please? Wasting time. Ok, may be the people might be having new topic at kopitiam for a while... ok, just a while lor... 嗌够睇够咪返屋企斗

PTUI....

华人也不是赌神！

林总肺腑之言，华人不是赌鬼！
http://opinions.sinchew-i.com/taxonomy/term/18

赌博不是华人文化，华人不是赌鬼，尊重我们，就不要妖魔化我们，硬把死猫塞给我们！

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(source: http://static.zooomr.com/)

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有些番薯硬要塞些华丽的理由，说什么尊重华社，只会召惹更多唾液。PTUI...


马华的合法赌球论，加上巫统高官的尊重华社论，抛出了那么多论论。担心到时候国阵有车没轮用......

PTUI....

最佳男主角 - 双冠军

喜剧真的越来越没有市场了，不炒炒旧剧本大团圆结局，真的难以生存啊。

辛苦了！有些人虽然欠条尾巴，但是脱光衣服躲进猪栏，保证没人认得出来。不封男主角，实在对不起广大的粉丝.

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土著奖学金掀起隔空骂战
魏家祥依布拉欣握手归好
http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13876.html

【本刊翁慧琪撰述/苏晓枫摄影】一篇《马来西亚前锋报》（Utusan Malaysia）报道，引起马华公会青年团总团长兼副教育部长魏家祥与独立议员身份的巴西马（Pasir Mas）国会议员依布拉欣阿里（Ibrahim Ali）在国会隔空骂战，最后再戏剧性地言归于好。

叫我第一名!!! Call Me No. 1

恭喜贺喜. 果然众望所归，不负国人对他的期待,总警察长可光荣而退!

政府十大惹民怨机构出炉
警察居首工程局等皆入榜

http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13866.html

作者／本刊黄书琪 Jun 23, 2010 02:10:31 pm
【本刊黄书琪撰述】被投诉的政府单位前十大出炉！警察部队、公共工程局、吉隆坡市政局、州教育局、国民登记局、移民厅、医院、社会福利局、国能、马电讯通通榜上有名！公共投诉局从2008年累计至今年4月30日，共接获25127宗投诉。而且，许子根指出，警察部队高居榜首！

我爱春天

春天在哪里

春材无知没人要
天寒地冻当柴烧

春天在这里>> http://lengkekmun.blogspot.com/2010/06/300.html

三美....不要走

先看一则笑话

“小明，猪全身都可食用，但是它最大的好处是什么？”
“被人骂！”

找个洞lei埋先

为什么要三美走? 我被其他blogger 说服了, 三美....不可以走.

我之前要三美走, 真的....对不起全人类.

三美这样多好处

三美走了，我们那里看笑话。
更何况，三美这样美....... 头发这样美。

三美....不要走.

留下来， 千秋万世。

我们需要你，民联需要你......

PTUI!

"I am not going to go like a fool."- Ayoyo

pic pinjam from internet source

Full News here-> http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/samy-vellu-i-will-destroy-those-who-destroy-mic

KUALA LUMPUR, May 18 — MIC president Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu vouched that he would “destroy” those who destroy the party before he steps down as party president next year.

“I’m not going to go like a fool from the MIC and I will make a good decision before I leave,” he added when opening the Federal Territory MIC Convention here today.

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Ayoyo said he is not going to go like a fool. I totally agree with him, a fool is still a fool. A fool should be thrown out, instead.

Come on lah, dun wait till that day comes, otherwise, he will have kemaluan lagi besar (ashame).... Just go lah, fool.

PTui...

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(Update)

After I ptui that fler to ask him to go, lot of blogs actually ask him to stay. Without him, the Bollywood movie will not be that interesting, and PR needs him to win in the next election... Oh my goodness, I'm confused...

With the sacking of the naive kid, he has shown to the world

"Ayam Kambing Bag!"

(I am coming back)

You Help Me, I Help You. - No Thanks, Ptui..

This is a good day. I just feel too good.... Eating Kampua mee in the morning, uncle Kampua mee was whistling while cooking mee. He asked me who won last night, "Kampua Mee la", I answered... He laughed until "see teeth no see eye". The mee taste extra good, I just luv it.

Malaysiakini headline "DAP takes Sibu, majority 398". If not because of the postal votes, aiya, you know I know la, purposely draw down the difference to make the fallen jeep looks better.

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/131916

Watching the speech beloved by our 'beloved' PM repeatedly, I just can't hold my laughter. This is so hilarious...

"You Help Me and I Help You. Deal?", PM Najib.

With the result, I almost heard Sibu people said

"No Thanks. Get Lost! Ptui..."

比黑洞更厉害的洞 - 塞富洞

黑洞
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黑洞，天文学名词。所谓“黑洞”，是引力场很强的一种天体，就连光也不能逃脱出来。等恒星的半径小到一特定值（天文学上叫“史瓦西半径”）时，就连垂直表面发射的光都被捕获了。到这时，恒星就变成了黑洞。说它“黑”，是指它就像宇宙中的无底洞，任何物质一旦掉进去，“似乎”就再不能逃出。

(source: http://baike.baidu.com/view/863.htm)


比黑洞更厉害的洞 - 赛夫洞， 又名塞富洞

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一个充满神秘色彩的洞，由莫莫无名直到现下塞满金钱富贵，贪婪无耻。一个足以让执法的良心也给并吞了的神秘洞，连法治公义也不能逃脱出来，昨天还说史无前例口说的话与我要罚你的条状不一，今天又由屁股主宰思想说完全没问题。

污桶尼亚星人


期望卡巴星人和他的宇宙舰队能彻底撕裂这无耻洞，把污桶尼亚星人从塞富洞捉出来摊尸三天三夜。





卡巴星，加把劲！Go！

You're Next!

(source: http://www.merdekareview.com/)

Yes. You're next... because you go out late at night and your parents are not aware of it.
Yes. You're next... because auntie-auntie keep gossiping in the saloon, and make big hoo-ha on the crime rate issue.
Yes. You're next... because I'm full-time magician -"drop your nail clipper...""Boom..! It is now parang/chopper..."

Yes. You're next...

慕沙应辞职！

恫言撤走警员以下犯上林吉祥：慕沙应辞职！

Source: http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13210.html

昨天，慕沙哈山（Musa Hassan）斥责抨击警察枪杀14岁少年阿密努拉希（Aminulrasyid Amzah）者，并说，若人民想要撤走值班警察，他可以叫他的警员这么做。



慕沙哈山说：“如果你不要警察执法，就说吧。我可以叫我的人不要采取任何行动，包括调查车辆或代表无牌驾驶的飙车族（Mat Rempit）。”


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是人命啊！那可让你如此践踏。。慕沙应辞职！

马来西亚的不怼论 vs 爱因斯坦的相对论

http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13150.html

纳吉一开始就说道：“国阵候选人卡玛拉纳登的胜利对国阵有重大意义，如果我们看看2008年全国大选成绩，再看看此次补选成绩，就知道支持国阵的百分比回复，这可是意义重大的转变。



不过，国阵在此次补选流失更多华裔选票，所有华裔为主的选区，国阵得票率皆下降，所以，当纳吉被问到此事时，就要求大家不应该拿此次补选成绩与2008年全国大选成绩比较，他说：“不要与2008年选举成绩比较，而要跟提名日时的情况比较，看看我们在投票日的成绩，我相信有改变，但还不全面，但在华裔选票方面已有转变。”



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~首相说比较2008年全国大选成绩，国阵的百分比回复了
~但问到流失更多华裔选票的时候，
"不要与2008年选举成绩比较."


爱因斯坦也要tapek....
~我的相对论已经没有几个人明白，首相的伟论更是无与伦比


"你看，我家黑马比河马FIT."
"但是你家的螺丝马比河马FAT ."
"不，不要与河马比..."

拆下明福布条理由：他未参与补选

选委会拆下明福布条理由：他未参与补选
http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13127.html

李凯伦透露，一名叫赛夫（Saiful）的选委会官员告知，他接获选举官的指示，要将此海报拆下。赛夫表示，赵明福并未参与此补选，因此他的海报不能出现在选区内。

李凯伦反问他：“那纳吉呢？”

他回答并未接获任何上层的指示。

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Utopia
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It is a perfect computer system,
Police force is a tool,
Jurisdiction system is a tool,
Election system is a tool.

All tools are highly integrated,
They are programmed flawlessly;
This integrated system is reliable and productive,
More importantly - it is cost effective, some said cheap.

The system has only one processor,
The processor plans, the tools execute;
The tools need not to think or analyze,
They are no-brainers.

"I command you, ...",
The tools running,
Need no analysis,
They are no-brainers.

Too perfect the system is,
I am bored;
Damn, I wanna...
Trade-in this computer, very soon.

April 25 - 新的里程碑

你们中间若有两个人在地上，在他们所求的任何事上和谐一致，他们无论求什么，都必从我在诸天之上的父，得着成全。因为无论在哪里，有两三个人被聚集到我的名里，那里就有我在他们中间。"(马太十八19-20)

马后炮 - I Stop the Road Transport Bill

Bill proposing higher traffic fines withdrawn

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/4/22/parliament/6109282&sec=parliament

After the U-turn of the bill which was to increase the compound or 牛肉干 from RM300 to RM1000 being withdrawn, we could see a lot of funny guys jumped out to drama drama... acting cheetah behind the horse 马后炮, ptui....

First we have this Bung Moktar jumped out to claim was his charm to stop the bill. Let's not mention about this charmest new-wed guy (whose actress wife married him not because of his wealth but his charm, as what his wife claimed). I think Tom Cruise also tapek.... Dun talk about him, what he said 100% irrelevant at all.....

(handsome photo pinjam from OTK's facebook)

We have yes, OTK in this post. Yes, no other than our beloved lost-one-vote-also-leave (输一票就走) Minister of Transport. His lines used to stun all his fans. I tried to talk the way he talk. Not even 10 mins, my double-chin was numb and become tripple-chin. You can try pulling long face and say.. "MCA brings smile (wait for 30 seconds) to people. I believe (wait for 30 seconds) MCA (wait for 1 min, move your neck around) will make (wait for 1 min, neck up and down) the whole world ...................................... laughing."

Ok, back to the bill. He said, "I have directed ministry officials not just to solicit views from MPs from both sides but also from non-governmental organisations and the public,”. Huh!? Since when oppositions' view can be heard, since when public's view can be heard. All not because of the HS election and order from UMNO, does he still have any say in the cabinet?

马后炮, after all the decisions were made then only jumped out and sing song. Ptui.

p/s: I tried to search his blog ongteekeat.net to read more update. Unfortunately, my McAfee Security Advisor rated his site as red. RED means STOP.

Why hentam me for kissing his hand??

"Why you all keep hentam me for kissing his hand?? Not my fault, it is all becoz he din show his sifat. Arpo then, I would have kissed his sifat liao... " ~ Kamal&Alan&Nathan

"我五年前见过他们了....", 尊贵的黄燕燕部长说

尊贵的黄燕燕部长的思维真值得我们景仰，对不起，应该是敬仰。除了爱因斯坦的脑袋现在还被解剖，我建议尊贵的更应该被研究。


反毒村民拦截僵持20分钟黄燕燕被激怒遂下逐客令
http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13071.html


黄燕燕表示，自己在五年前曾经见过武吉公满居民，但是他们仍然不听她解释。她向媒体解说道，山埃是肯定有毒，但是该公司采金手法都是使用国际方式，甚至获得各部门批准。
...

黄燕燕接着怒斥居民，不容许他们威胁乌雪补选，并在尊重新古毛居民的想法之下，向居民下逐客令，说“请你们走”。


我想载下尊贵的精句给Bukit Koman 居民
~五年前曾经见过他们
~请你们走


山水有相逢.
君子报仇，十年未晚。
来届大选, 不会远了.


我们会对尊贵的说
~五年内不曾见过你
~请你滚


到时别忘了, PTUI.....