三美....不要走

先看一则笑话

“小明，猪全身都可食用，但是它最大的好处是什么？”
“被人骂！”

找个洞lei埋先

为什么要三美走? 我被其他blogger 说服了, 三美....不可以走.

我之前要三美走, 真的....对不起全人类.

三美这样多好处

三美走了，我们那里看笑话。
更何况，三美这样美....... 头发这样美。

三美....不要走.

留下来， 千秋万世。

我们需要你，民联需要你......

PTUI!

"I am not going to go like a fool."- Ayoyo

pic pinjam from internet source

Full News here-> http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/samy-vellu-i-will-destroy-those-who-destroy-mic

KUALA LUMPUR, May 18 — MIC president Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu vouched that he would “destroy” those who destroy the party before he steps down as party president next year.

“I’m not going to go like a fool from the MIC and I will make a good decision before I leave,” he added when opening the Federal Territory MIC Convention here today.

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Ayoyo said he is not going to go like a fool. I totally agree with him, a fool is still a fool. A fool should be thrown out, instead.

Come on lah, dun wait till that day comes, otherwise, he will have kemaluan lagi besar (ashame).... Just go lah, fool.

PTui...

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(Update)

After I ptui that fler to ask him to go, lot of blogs actually ask him to stay. Without him, the Bollywood movie will not be that interesting, and PR needs him to win in the next election... Oh my goodness, I'm confused...

With the sacking of the naive kid, he has shown to the world

"Ayam Kambing Bag!"

(I am coming back)

You Help Me, I Help You. - No Thanks, Ptui..

This is a good day. I just feel too good.... Eating Kampua mee in the morning, uncle Kampua mee was whistling while cooking mee. He asked me who won last night, "Kampua Mee la", I answered... He laughed until "see teeth no see eye". The mee taste extra good, I just luv it.

Malaysiakini headline "DAP takes Sibu, majority 398". If not because of the postal votes, aiya, you know I know la, purposely draw down the difference to make the fallen jeep looks better.

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/131916

Watching the speech beloved by our 'beloved' PM repeatedly, I just can't hold my laughter. This is so hilarious...

"You Help Me and I Help You. Deal?", PM Najib.

With the result, I almost heard Sibu people said

"No Thanks. Get Lost! Ptui..."

比黑洞更厉害的洞 - 塞富洞

黑洞
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黑洞，天文学名词。所谓“黑洞”，是引力场很强的一种天体，就连光也不能逃脱出来。等恒星的半径小到一特定值（天文学上叫“史瓦西半径”）时，就连垂直表面发射的光都被捕获了。到这时，恒星就变成了黑洞。说它“黑”，是指它就像宇宙中的无底洞，任何物质一旦掉进去，“似乎”就再不能逃出。

(source: http://baike.baidu.com/view/863.htm)


比黑洞更厉害的洞 - 赛夫洞， 又名塞富洞

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一个充满神秘色彩的洞，由莫莫无名直到现下塞满金钱富贵，贪婪无耻。一个足以让执法的良心也给并吞了的神秘洞，连法治公义也不能逃脱出来，昨天还说史无前例口说的话与我要罚你的条状不一，今天又由屁股主宰思想说完全没问题。

污桶尼亚星人


期望卡巴星人和他的宇宙舰队能彻底撕裂这无耻洞，把污桶尼亚星人从塞富洞捉出来摊尸三天三夜。





卡巴星，加把劲！Go！

You're Next!

(source: http://www.merdekareview.com/)

Yes. You're next... because you go out late at night and your parents are not aware of it.
Yes. You're next... because auntie-auntie keep gossiping in the saloon, and make big hoo-ha on the crime rate issue.
Yes. You're next... because I'm full-time magician -"drop your nail clipper...""Boom..! It is now parang/chopper..."

Yes. You're next...