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Thursday, April 29, 2010

慕沙应辞职!


恫言撤走警员以下犯上林吉祥:慕沙应辞职!




昨天,慕沙哈山(Musa Hassan)斥责抨击警察枪杀14岁少年阿密努拉希(Aminulrasyid Amzah)者,并说,若人民想要撤走值班警察,他可以叫他的警员这么做。



慕沙哈山说:“如果你不要警察执法,就说吧。我可以叫我的人不要采取任何行动,包括调查车辆或代表无牌驾驶的飙车族(Mat Rempit)。”


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是人命啊!那可让你如此践踏。。慕沙应辞职!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

马来西亚的不怼论 vs 爱因斯坦的相对论




纳吉一开始就说道:“国阵候选人卡玛拉纳登的胜利对国阵有重大意义,如果我们看看2008年全国大选成绩,再看看此次补选成绩,就知道支持国阵的百分比回复,这可是意义重大的转变。



不过,国阵在此次补选流失更多华裔选票,所有华裔为主的选区,国阵得票率皆下降,所以,当纳吉被问到此事时,就要求大家不应该拿此次补选成绩与2008年全国大选成绩比较,他说:“不要与2008年选举成绩比较,而要跟提名日时的情况比较,看看我们在投票日的成绩,我相信有改变,但还不全面,但在华裔选票方面已有转变。”



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~首相说比较2008年全国大选成绩,国阵的百分比回复了
~但问到流失更多华裔选票的时候,
"不要与2008年选举成绩比较."


爱因斯坦也要tapek....
~我的相对论已经没有几个人明白,首相的伟论更是无与伦比


"你看,我家黑马比河马FIT."
"但是你家的螺丝马比河马FAT ."
"不,不要与河马比..."

Friday, April 23, 2010

拆下明福布条理由:他未参与补选


选委会拆下明福布条理由:他未参与补选
http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13127.html

李凯伦透露,一名叫赛夫(Saiful)的选委会官员告知,他接获选举官的指示,要将此海报拆下。赛夫表示,赵明福并未参与此补选,因此他的海报不能出现在选区内。

李凯伦反问他:“那纳吉呢?”

他回答并未接获任何上层的指示。

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Utopia
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It is a perfect computer system,
Police force is a tool,
Jurisdiction system is a tool,
Election system is a tool.

All tools are highly integrated,
They are programmed flawlessly;
This integrated system is reliable and productive,
More importantly - it is cost effective, some said cheap.

The system has only one processor,
The processor plans, the tools execute;
The tools need not to think or analyze,
They are no-brainers.

"I command you, ...",
The tools running,
Need no analysis,
They are no-brainers.

Too perfect the system is,
I am bored;
Damn, I wanna...
Trade-in this computer, very soon.

April 25 - 新的里程碑


你们中间若有两个人在地上,在他们所求的任何事上和谐一致,他们无论求什么,都必从我在诸天之上的父,得着成全。因为无论在哪里,有两三个人被聚集到我的名里,那里就有我在他们中间。"(马太十八19-20)

Thursday, April 22, 2010

马后炮 - I Stop the Road Transport Bill


Bill proposing higher traffic fines withdrawn




After the U-turn of the bill which was to increase the compound or 牛肉干 from RM300 to RM1000 being withdrawn, we could see a lot of funny guys jumped out to drama drama... acting cheetah behind the horse 马后炮, ptui....


First we have this Bung Moktar jumped out to claim was his charm to stop the bill. Let's not mention about this charmest new-wed guy (whose actress wife married him not because of his wealth but his charm, as what his wife claimed). I think Tom Cruise also tapek.... Dun talk about him, what he said 100% irrelevant at all.....


(handsome photo pinjam from OTK's facebook)



We have yes, OTK in this post. Yes, no other than our beloved lost-one-vote-also-leave (输一票就走) Minister of Transport. His lines used to stun all his fans. I tried to talk the way he talk. Not even 10 mins, my double-chin was numb and become tripple-chin. You can try pulling long face and say.. "MCA brings smile (wait for 30 seconds) to people. I believe (wait for 30 seconds) MCA (wait for 1 min, move your neck around) will make (wait for 1 min, neck up and down) the whole world ...................................... laughing."


Ok, back to the bill. He said, "I have directed ministry officials not just to solicit views from MPs from both sides but also from non-governmental organisations and the public,”. Huh!? Since when oppositions' view can be heard, since when public's view can be heard. All not because of the HS election and order from UMNO, does he still have any say in the cabinet?



马后炮, after all the decisions were made then only jumped out and sing song. Ptui.


p/s: I tried to search his blog ongteekeat.net to read more update. Unfortunately, my McAfee Security Advisor rated his site as red. RED means STOP.








Why hentam me for kissing his hand??

"Why you all keep hentam me for kissing his hand?? Not my fault, it is all becoz he din show his sifat. Arpo then, I would have kissed his sifat liao... " ~ Kamal&Alan&Nathan

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

"我五年前见过他们了....", 尊贵的黄燕燕部长说

尊贵的黄燕燕部长的思维真值得我们景仰,对不起,应该是敬仰。除了爱因斯坦的脑袋现在还被解剖,我建议尊贵的更应该被研究。


反毒村民拦截僵持20分钟黄燕燕被激怒遂下逐客令
http://www.merdekareview.com/news/n/13071.html


黄燕燕表示,自己在五年前曾经见过武吉公满居民,但是他们仍然不听她解释。她向媒体解说道,山埃是肯定有毒,但是该公司采金手法都是使用国际方式,甚至获得各部门批准。
...

黄燕燕接着怒斥居民,不容许他们威胁乌雪补选,并在尊重新古毛居民的想法之下,向居民下逐客令,说“请你们走”。


我想载下尊贵的精句给Bukit Koman 居民
~五年前曾经见过他们
~请你们走


山水有相逢.
君子报仇,十年未晚。
来届大选, 不会远了.


我们会对尊贵的说
~五年内不曾见过你
~请你滚


到时别忘了, PTUI.....